Will they be doomed before they are discovered?... I wanted the truth to the question “do Sasquatch and mermaids exist.” I refused to believe humans were considered the only intelligent species on earth. What was an eastern land locked resident to do for research to find answers to my question? I concluded I’d watch documentaries … Continue reading Doomsday for Sasquatch

Caller ID. was established shortly after. I dream of coming home to the blinking light of my answering machine and a message of “you won a truck load of cash and a trip to Scotland.” Instead, “Honey, this is Mom. Gee, I was really hoping you were home. Me and your Dad were arrested. This … Continue reading This is My One Phone Call

Party on the lawn. Don't trash the mums... Looking around my yard, I wondered what future generations would make of it. Might archeologists ponder the rock borders as religious ceremonial enclosures? Were the dog and cat remains found under markers used as sacrifices? I’d have to say, “Gosh dudes, you’re thinking too hard.”             If … Continue reading Lawn Balls and Ritual Sacrifice

Fly by the seat of your pants. Age sixteen promises a road trip with the passing of a driver’s test. At eighteen you can decide which former frat boy will sit a place of power, hopefully, with the least amount of scandal and a decent show of work. The cocktail daze begins at age twenty-one. … Continue reading Biker Trash

Rock your photo license like Alice Cooper... Photo license renewal was a torture we not only endured, but we paid hard earned money for this gross misrepresentation of ourselves. Upon request, we were expected to whip out this form of identification at the bank, video store, etc. My photo license came with the explanation, “yes, … Continue reading License to Chill