Summer shorts... My sister Tina’s fear is that she’ll be eaten by a shark. Her worry goes beyond normal fear for she’s dreamed that her death will be by shark.             Tina and I share a resemblance. We’re the two out of four siblings not blessed with blond hair, but with hair which can be … Continue reading Shark Bait

Summer shorts... *If I only had_____, I’d be happy.             No you won’t. Happiness isn’t dependant on things or situations. Think about it. People can be happy in sunshine or rain or blizzards or hurricanes. And people can be miserable in these same situations. Happiness is dependant on how you handle the sucky and joyful … Continue reading Whopper Lies Continued

Summer shorts... Prepare for invasion. The cicadas are coming. Pennsylvania is expected to see a huge group of bug eyed crunchy insects emerge this spring and into summer.             Cicadas spend seventeen years underground sucking on tree roots. The bugs then crawl to the surface, and perch on trees. The males emit a loud buzzing … Continue reading What’s the Buzz?

Summer shorts... *I’m too old to....do wherever it is you’re trying to get out of doing. *I’m too old to change.             These are the biggest lies ever. Shame on you if you believe them. You’re never too old for most things except maybe tackle football or alligator wrestling. Let me tell you that there … Continue reading Whopper Lies

If you put a donkey in a suit, is it not still an ass?... “If most of us are ashamed of shabby clothes and shoddy furniture let us be more ashamed of shabby ideas and shoddy philosophies.... It would be a sad situation if the wrapper were better than the meat wrapped inside it.”-Albert Einstein … Continue reading Of Corsets Not Fashion