Did I eat cake for breakfast again?
Is RumChata an acceptable substitute for coffee creamer?
The last time we zoomed, did my boss notice that my t-shirt read, “Fuck this shit.”?
If so, will she mention it when we return to work?
Do I care?
When was the last time I wore makeup?
Since when did second breakfast become a habit?
When was the last time I wore something other than sweatpants, t-shirts, or pajamas?
Has it really been two weeks since I saw my husband in pants?
Will I ever fit into my work pants when the time comes to return to the job?
It’s not lunchtime yet?
When was the last time I bathed?
Is the answer to the previous question the reason why the spouse is practicing physical distancing within our home?
Do I smell?
Does the dog notice?
When I run out of dog poop bags, what can I use?
Why am I not spring cleaning?
Do I own a pocket handkerchief should I run out of tissues?
When was the last day that I didn’t binge watch something?
What are socks?
Is it time for dinner?
Why am I not exercising with all my free time?
Since I’m out of milk, can I eat cookies with whipped cream vodka?
Why am I not making better use of my time?
Can people grow mold?
Do I have a flour-less recipe for cake?