Summer Shorts…

Recipe for: Baked Good of Choice for Pot Luck Picnic

Serves: Depends on how much you spend.

1. Get up at 4a.m.
2. Go to work.
3. Buy killer boots after work as a reward for hard work. (This is what you tell your husband even though you know that he knows that you have a thing for boots.)
4. Go to the gym because you like to eat baked goods.
5. Take care of your parents’ garden and mow their grass.
6. Shop for groceries.
7. Put groceries away.
8. Do laundry.
9. Make dinner.
10. Clean up from dinner. (Sort of, the dishwasher will need emptied. But forget it.)
11. Do more laundry.
12. Run out of energy and time.
13. Get up early, go to the store of choice, and buy baked goods before work.
14. Kick yourself with new boots because you should have thought of this at the grocery store yesterday.
15. Quit trying to be Wonder F*cking Woman.

Ta-da! Pot luck, enjoy.