Something I Heard While on Vacation

Summer Shorts... -Parent to a child in the beach parking lot             “No, we’re not going to the freaking water park. We’re at the beach!”             Yea, to that parent for choosing the beauty and simplicity of nature over the manufactured mayhem of a water park.             What would a kid learn at a water … Continue reading Something I Heard While on Vacation

My Daughter’s Apology to the Guy in a Speedo and My Subsequent Apology for My Daughter’s Apology

Summer shorts... Dear Oldish Guy in a banana hammock,             I’m sorry that I took your picture and posted it on social media. But you should be sorry for grossing out my followers. I said, “Oh, my Gawd Becky, look at his belly. It’s so BIG!” She grossed out, literally.             Budgie smugglers belong on … Continue reading My Daughter’s Apology to the Guy in a Speedo and My Subsequent Apology for My Daughter’s Apology