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Pot Luck

July 6, 2022June 28, 2022 / Jackie Allison / Leave a comment

Summer Shorts... Recipe for: Baked Good of Choice for Pot Luck Picnic Serves: Depends on how much you spend. Get up at 4a.m.Go to work.Buy killer boots after work as a reward for hard work. (This is what you tell your husband even though you know that he knows that you have a thing for … Continue reading Pot Luck

A Bit on Fit

June 29, 2022June 28, 2022 / Jackie Allison / Leave a comment

Summer short... I wore a watch forever. The mechanism told me to go to work, to take a break and for how long, and to hit the sack.             I grew tired of the bullshit. The watch found a new home in the drawer where things went to die. There wasn’t guilt in dumping the … Continue reading A Bit on Fit

Super Powers

June 22, 2022February 22, 2022 / Jackie Allison / Leave a comment

Be your own hero... What superpower would you choose to possess? Invisibility might be the best, right, but not so fast. Consider the definition of invisible.             Invisible- inability to be seenthe state of being ignored or not taken into consideration            After landing our kayaks at the dock, a man asked how we fared … Continue reading Super Powers

Real Renovation

June 15, 2022February 22, 2022 / Jackie Allison / Leave a comment

Pass the sledge hammer... We’ve all watched renovation shows. A budget was decided. Perky hosts came up with a design. The homeowners loved it. The work was done. Then there was a reveal with granite countertops. Homeowners shed tears of joy.             If real life renovation followed this fantasy format, my desk wouldn’t be littered … Continue reading Real Renovation

This Old House

June 8, 2022February 22, 2022 / Jackie Allison / Leave a comment

Now I know why the woman chose to live in a shoe... Last year, after two knee surgeries to repair a torn meniscus in each knee, my flexibility took a hit. I’m not Gumby, damn it. Gardening has become a bit of a challenge. It’s no longer possible to drop down in the dirt without … Continue reading This Old House

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